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T-Shirt — "The way your parents pretend to be together… reminds me how you pretend to be on a diet" Script Back Graphic
T-Shirt — "The way your parents pretend to be together… reminds me how you pretend to be on a diet" Script Back Graphic
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$33.99 USD
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$33.99 USD
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Soft, lived-in tee with a quiet, clever voice. This garment-dyed cotton T-shirt drapes with a relaxed fit and heavyweight feel that settles comfortably into your rotation. A small chest emblem keeps the front understated, while the back carries a cursive, tongue-in-cheek message that reads like a wry note from a friend — ironic, a little sardonic, and entirely wearable. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make someone smile without saying a word. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night runs for takeout, or anytime you want clothing that feels like it already knows you.
The cloth softens with each wash, the tubular knit and double-needle construction hold their shape, and the pre-shrunk, heavyweight cotton gives this tee a substantial, dependable silhouette. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s easy to find a shade that fits your mood.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, seamless body with double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The cloth softens with each wash, the tubular knit and double-needle construction hold their shape, and the pre-shrunk, heavyweight cotton gives this tee a substantial, dependable silhouette. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s easy to find a shade that fits your mood.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, seamless body with double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric; sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Sewn-in label and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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