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Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night runs for takeout, or anytime you want clothing that feels like it already knows you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe cloth softens with each wash, the tubular knit and double-needle construction hold their shape, and the pre-shrunk, heavyweight cotton gives this tee a substantial, dependable silhouette. 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